Polskaideball

"O kurwa!"

- Polskaideball

Polskaideball is the original protagonist of Polskaideball. He can't get anything in space, beside there were once a Polskish cosmonaut, Miroslaw Hermaszewski. Polskaide is the country where vodka was invented.

This character is often portrayed as a naive countryball often bullied by his neighbours for partitions or annexations. Usually, he's a plumber for Anglosaw, based on the fact that many Polskes live in Anglosaw. Brussiaball usually sees Polskaideball as a possible expansion territory.

Polskaideball likes URAball and other allies for help during WWII against Nazis.